overused starkid references
today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz” and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said “can i take you out so i can do you?” my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHIT HIMSELF.
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Apollo ran out of gel and can’t make his hair perfect.
PHOENIX, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
This request got out of my hand so I drew a mini-comic instead… By the way, what if Apollo’s hair is wavy so that’s why he uses gel?
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL